Album

Return to the Bone Concubine

Return to the Bone Concubine is an album by Preschool Tea Party Massacre, released in 2007. It is release 7 of 10 in their discography.

Facts

#	Track	Length
1	Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner	0:36
2	Alien Rape	2:20
3	Faking Retardation to Fondle Women	1:31
4	I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like	2:19
5	Raped for Two Years	3:27
6	Fast Times at Abu Ghraib	2:02
7	Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater	0:58
8	Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library	1:52
9	Baseball Bat Abortion	1:56
10	The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy	1:35
11	Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job	1:28
12	Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs	4:21
13	Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose	0:50
14	Umbrella Sodomy	0:33
15	Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight	1:08
16	First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space
17	Underage Girls Gone Wild!	1:33
18	Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?	0:39
19	Dead Baby Speed Bump
20	Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family	1:30
21	If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust	1:13
22	Tune for Your Titties	1:19
23	Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP	1:19
24	Myspace Beat Down
25	Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan	0:42
26	It Only Gets Worse From Here	0:45
27	I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR	0:39
28	Jesus Was a Scarecrow	4:25
29	Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six	1:19
30	Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears
31	Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester	1:30
32	Fetus Cock Slap
33	I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda	1:06
34	Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper	0:33
35	Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped)