Album
77 Myths of Venerable Magik
77 Myths of Venerable Magik is an album by Cara Neir, released in 2022 on [no label]. It is release 15 of 17 in their discography.
Open in the universeFacts
- Artist
- Cara Neir
- Type
- Album
- Released
- 2022
- Label
- [no label]
- Catalog number
- [none]
- Tracks
- 77
- In the discography
- 15 of 17
Tracklist
| # | Track | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt | 1:55 |
| 2 | Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) | 1:32 |
| 3 | How to Get Signed | 0:58 |
| 4 | Social Media Death Metal | 2:59 |
| 5 | I’m Pretty Cool Myself | 0:28 |
| 6 | Jump the Heck Up | 1:46 |
| 7 | Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival | 0:45 |
| 8 | Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers | 3:26 |
| 9 | Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night | 1:09 |
| 10 | My Elf Ears Melted in My Car | 0:06 |
| 11 | Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art | 2:23 |
| 12 | At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band | 0:06 |
| 13 | Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos | 0:06 |
| 14 | Don’t Tempt Me Frodo! | 0:04 |
| 15 | Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative | 0:35 |
| 16 | Venom Enema | 0:03 |
| 17 | The Frozen One Awaits | 0:05 |
| 18 | Beefcakes Without Borders | 0:06 |
| 19 | Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery | 0:05 |
| 20 | The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry | 0:08 |
| 21 | Mamma’s Selling a Line 6 | 0:04 |
| 22 | Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel | 0:04 |
| 23 | The Gate of No Return | 0:03 |
| 24 | The Noise Gate of No Return | 0:04 |
| 25 | My Former Life as a Poser | 0:05 |
| 26 | Cognitive Behavioral Therapy | 0:03 |
| 27 | Diesel Boner | 0:05 |
| 28 | Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? | 0:05 |
| 29 | Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb | 0:22 |
| 30 | How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel | 0:07 |
| 31 | Freebasing Cringe | 0:04 |
| 32 | I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective | 0:07 |
| 33 | Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell | 0:13 |
| 34 | Catfishing Viper | 0:04 |
| 35 | Cognitive Ball Therapy | 0:04 |
| 36 | Researching the Legality of Cannibalism | 0:08 |
| 37 | Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn | 0:06 |
| 38 | Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City | 0:13 |
| 39 | Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula | 0:10 |
| 40 | Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?” | 0:09 |
| 41 | Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage | 0:06 |
| 42 | Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest | 2:11 |
| 43 | Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) | 0:05 |
| 44 | Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 | 0:06 |
| 45 | Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) | 0:10 |
| 46 | Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records | 0:11 |
| 47 | The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band | 0:05 |
| 48 | Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus | 0:08 |
| 49 | And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size | 0:05 |
| 50 | Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young | 0:04 |
| 51 | Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled | 0:07 |
| 52 | You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning | 0:05 |
| 53 | Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) | 0:06 |
| 54 | Ancient Sword of the Meth King | 0:04 |
| 55 | I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win | 0:07 |
| 56 | Successfully Cyberbullied a Child | 0:04 |
| 57 | Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker | 1:33 |
| 58 | Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)? | 0:03 |
| 59 | Aerosmith by Choice | 0:03 |
| 60 | Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On | 0:11 |
| 61 | That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat | 0:06 |
| 62 | Jackhammer Dildo | 0:04 |
| 63 | Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties | 0:08 |
| 64 | An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys | 0:03 |
| 65 | Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?) | 0:08 |
| 66 | Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle | 0:05 |
| 67 | Larry Is Bald | 0:04 |
| 68 | Cum Ghost | 0:03 |
| 69 | The House That Beef Built | 0:04 |
| 70 | Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists | 0:07 |
| 71 | Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics | 0:07 |
| 72 | A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole | 0:05 |
| 73 | I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries | 0:08 |
| 74 | A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop” | 0:11 |
| 75 | Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home | 0:10 |
| 76 | If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook | 0:26 |
| 77 | Eno-Pilled | 1:09 |
Genres
Release tags
How MusicBrainz listeners tagged this record, which is not always how the band is filed.
- Black Metal
- Death Metal
- Deathgrind
- Grindcore
- Metal