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77 Myths of Venerable Magik

77 Myths of Venerable Magik is an album by Cara Neir, released in 2022 on [no label]. It is release 15 of 17 in their discography.
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Facts

Artist
Cara Neir
Type
Album
Released
2022
Label
[no label]
Catalog number
[none]
Tracks
77
In the discography
15 of 17

Tracklist

#TrackLength
1I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt1:55
2Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)1:32
3How to Get Signed0:58
4Social Media Death Metal2:59
5I’m Pretty Cool Myself0:28
6Jump the Heck Up1:46
7Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival0:45
8Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers3:26
9Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night1:09
10My Elf Ears Melted in My Car0:06
11Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art2:23
12At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band0:06
13Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos0:06
14Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!0:04
15Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative0:35
16Venom Enema0:03
17The Frozen One Awaits0:05
18Beefcakes Without Borders0:06
19Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery0:05
20The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry0:08
21Mamma’s Selling a Line 60:04
22Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel0:04
23The Gate of No Return0:03
24The Noise Gate of No Return0:04
25My Former Life as a Poser0:05
26Cognitive Behavioral Therapy0:03
27Diesel Boner0:05
28Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??0:05
29Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb0:22
30How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel0:07
31Freebasing Cringe0:04
32I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective0:07
33Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell0:13
34Catfishing Viper0:04
35Cognitive Ball Therapy0:04
36Researching the Legality of Cannibalism0:08
37Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn0:06
38Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City0:13
39Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula0:10
40Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”0:09
41Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage0:06
42Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest2:11
43Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)0:05
44Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 20210:06
45Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)0:10
46Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records0:11
47The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band0:05
48Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus0:08
49And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size0:05
50Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young0:04
51Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled0:07
52You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning0:05
53Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)0:06
54Ancient Sword of the Meth King0:04
55I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win0:07
56Successfully Cyberbullied a Child0:04
57Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker1:33
58Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?0:03
59Aerosmith by Choice0:03
60Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On0:11
61That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat0:06
62Jackhammer Dildo0:04
63Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties0:08
64An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys0:03
65Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)0:08
66Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle0:05
67Larry Is Bald0:04
68Cum Ghost0:03
69The House That Beef Built0:04
70Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists0:07
71Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics0:07
72A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole0:05
73I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries0:08
74A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”0:11
75Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home0:10
76If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook0:26
77Eno-Pilled1:09

Genres

Release tags

How MusicBrainz listeners tagged this record, which is not always how the band is filed.

  • Black Metal
  • Death Metal
  • Deathgrind
  • Grindcore
  • Metal

In the discography

Artist