---
title: "The 4,000-Year-Old Virgin by DragonCum"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/a2d1a488-780b-4b12-a87c-c212ec5835de"
artist: "DragonCum"
year: 2021
label: "[no label]"
---

# The 4,000-Year-Old Virgin

**The 4,000-Year-Old Virgin** is an album by DragonCum, released in 2021 on [no label].

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | The 4,000-Year-Old Virgin |
| Artist | DragonCum |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2021 |
| Label | [no label] |
| Tracks | 12 |
| Place in discography | 3 of 4 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | The Story of Saint Stitzer | 2:15 |
| 2 | Virgin Nightmare | 3:43 |
| 3 | Firestorm of Self-Gratification | 3:29 |
| 4 | Target Practice | 2:45 |
| 5 | Magic Merlin Casts a Sexy Spell | 2:51 |
| 6 | Lessons in Pimpness | 2:45 |
| 7 | Cocksmoking Outside the Gates of Hell | 1:00 |
| 8 | How Bromantic | 2:42 |
| 9 | Baby, I'm Back (Again) | 3:55 |
| 10 | Getting It Up On Short Notice | 1:14 |
| 11 | Heat of the Moment | 3:51 |
| 12 | Saint on the Streets, Dragon in the Sheets | 5:11 |

## Genres

[Power Metal](https://themetalnet.com/genre/power-metal)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [The Lake of Fire (2020)](https://themetalnet.com/album/0a07991b-b4ab-4a1b-881f-f80b1fa085c6)
- Next release: [GOOD TO THE LAST DROP (2022)](https://themetalnet.com/album/2036e158-96e7-44b6-9551-32ca384a7b97)

## Artist

- [DragonCum](https://themetalnet.com/band/dragoncum)

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Source: [TheMetalNet https://themetalnet.com/album/a2d1a488-780b-4b12-a87c-c212ec5835de](https://themetalnet.com/album/a2d1a488-780b-4b12-a87c-c212ec5835de). Catalog data from MusicBrainz and Metal Archives. Full site index: https://themetalnet.com/llms.txt