---
title: "Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition by Jarrod Alonge"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/9db5b0f6-d48f-4864-a227-cffd75a48ec8"
artist: "Jarrod Alonge"
year: 2025
label: "Chodezilla Records"
---

# Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition

**Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition** is an album by Jarrod Alonge, released in 2025 on Chodezilla Records.

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition |
| Artist | Jarrod Alonge |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2025 |
| Label | Chodezilla Records |
| Tracks | 35 |
| Place in discography | 2 of 2 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Comically Radical Attitude | 2:57 |
| 2 | Parallel World Tragedy | 4:11 |
| 3 | Too Shy for the Club | 4:02 |
| 4 | Push Pit Pizza Party | 4:00 |
| 5 | Th1rsty Gurl Trag3dy | 4:14 |
| 6 | Suck My Knuckles | 3:30 |
| 7 | Incinerate Baltimore | 3:35 |
| 8 | Crustaceous Exoskeletal Amplitude | 3:29 |
| 9 | I’m So Djent | 4:28 |
| 10 | Impressionable Romantic Desperation | 3:35 |
| 11 | Da D1st4nc3 Btw33n My B4wlz n Ur M0uth | 1:44 |
| 12 | The Fighter | 3:25 |
| 13 | Indescribable Pepperoni Indigestion | 3:07 |
| 14 | Too Holy for My Church | 3:27 |
| 15 | Underworld Tragedy | 4:31 |
| 16 | The Drowner | 3:12 |
| 17 | Prog Metal LAN Party | 4:29 |
| 18 | The Distance to Taco Bell Is Longer Than This Song | 2:27 |
| 19 | The $$$wallower | 2:46 |
| 20 | I’m So Tuff | 2:43 |
| 21 | Take It Metalcore | 3:24 |
| 22 | Suck My Shotgun | 4:02 |
| 23 | Undateable | 3:12 |
| 24 | Sad World Tragedy | 4:38 |
| 25 | Miscalciferic | 4:21 |
| 26 | Sav3 My $wag | 3:00 |
| 27 | Brotherhood Pizza Party | 2:03 |
| 28 | Immeasurable Charismatic Salvation | 3:41 |
| 29 | Pray for Processors | 4:20 |
| 30 | The Distance Between Your Head and Your Torso | 3:29 |
| 31 | Bite My Tongue | 2:18 |
| 32 | Take It Hardcore | 2:59 |
| 33 | Cut My Back | 4:01 |
| 34 | Unfckble | 2:52 |
| 35 | The Skater | 2:38 |

## Genres

[Deathcore](https://themetalnet.com/genre/deathcore) · [Electronicore](https://themetalnet.com/genre/electronicore) · [Metalcore](https://themetalnet.com/genre/metalcore-classic)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [Beating a Dead Horse (2015)](https://themetalnet.com/album/00de5d9d-ad67-4acf-acd3-112bd7f18947)

## Artist

- [Jarrod Alonge](https://themetalnet.com/band/jarrod-alonge)

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Source: [TheMetalNet https://themetalnet.com/album/9db5b0f6-d48f-4864-a227-cffd75a48ec8](https://themetalnet.com/album/9db5b0f6-d48f-4864-a227-cffd75a48ec8). Catalog data from MusicBrainz and Metal Archives. Full site index: https://themetalnet.com/llms.txt