---
title: "Return to the Bone Concubine by Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/6d20945b-4353-3126-ade6-aecb5b33d5fa"
artist: "Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
year: 2007
---

# Return to the Bone Concubine

**Return to the Bone Concubine** is an album by Preschool Tea Party Massacre, released in 2007.

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | Return to the Bone Concubine |
| Artist | Preschool Tea Party Massacre |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2007 |
| Tracks | 35 |
| Place in discography | 7 of 10 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Bludgeoned With a Vacuum Cleaner | 0:36 |
| 2 | Alien Rape | 2:20 |
| 3 | Faking Retardation to Fondle Women | 1:31 |
| 4 | I Wonder What a Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like | 2:19 |
| 5 | Raped for Two Years | 3:27 |
| 6 | Fast Times at Abu Ghraib | 2:02 |
| 7 | Mr. Potato Head the Convicted Wife-Beater | 0:58 |
| 8 | Explaining to Police Why You Masturbate in the Public Library | 1:52 |
| 9 | Baseball Bat Abortion | 1:56 |
| 10 | The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy | 1:35 |
| 11 | Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil Job | 1:28 |
| 12 | Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs | 4:21 |
| 13 | Things Got a Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose | 0:50 |
| 14 | Umbrella Sodomy | 0:33 |
| 15 | Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight | 1:08 |
| 16 | First Freehold, Then the World, Then Space |  |
| 17 | Underage Girls Gone Wild! | 1:33 |
| 18 | Is Yanni Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch? | 0:39 |
| 19 | Dead Baby Speed Bump |  |
| 20 | Holocaust Fun for the Whole Family | 1:30 |
| 21 | If You Can't Trust a Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust | 1:13 |
| 22 | Tune for Your Titties | 1:19 |
| 23 | Your Baby Is Flatter Than a Short Stack at IHOP | 1:19 |
| 24 | Myspace Beat Down |  |
| 25 | Candy, Cookies, Toys, and 18 Other Ways to Get Kids in Your Minivan | 0:42 |
| 26 | It Only Gets Worse From Here | 0:45 |
| 27 | I Totally Owned That Handicapped Kid in DDR | 0:39 |
| 28 | Jesus Was a Scarecrow | 4:25 |
| 29 | Trying to Keep the Body Count at Six | 1:19 |
| 30 | Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears |  |
| 31 | Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Child Molester | 1:30 |
| 32 | Fetus Cock Slap |  |
| 33 | I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying on Al-Qaeda | 1:06 |
| 34 | Remember, Feet First Through a Woodchipper | 0:33 |
| 35 | Almost as Cool as Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed and Chopped) |  |

## Genres

[Cybergrind](https://themetalnet.com/genre/cybergrind)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [Hardcore Died With Hitler (2006)](https://themetalnet.com/album/0026f401-d324-3f6c-9032-6e7b1d9ac226)
- Next release: [Anne Frank's Vagina (2011)](https://themetalnet.com/album/dd660f57-7054-4410-aa37-eda1cdbc0e25)

## Artist

- [Preschool Tea Party Massacre](https://themetalnet.com/band/preschool-tea-party-massacre)

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