---
title: "Preschool Tea Party Massacre by Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/6ba50217-b434-426b-80c6-89986dfb0b18"
artist: "Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
year: 2005
---

# Preschool Tea Party Massacre

**Preschool Tea Party Massacre** is an album by Preschool Tea Party Massacre, released in 2005.

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | Preschool Tea Party Massacre |
| Artist | Preschool Tea Party Massacre |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2005 |
| Tracks | 11 |
| Place in discography | 4 of 10 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Opepay Obilemay Ivedray Ybay | 1:21 |
| 2 | I Swerved to Miss a Cat and Hit 36 Kids | 0:49 |
| 3 | Sausage King Shooting Spree | 1:19 |
| 4 | Breastfeeding a Boozed Whore | 1:41 |
| 5 | Dead Baby Eaten by Dogs | 0:40 |
| 6 | Beaten with Your Own Cowboy Boots | 0:49 |
| 7 | I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families | 0:40 |
| 8 | Girlfriend Killed Grandma | 0:52 |
| 9 | The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed | 0:44 |
| 10 | Doggie Style Cyber Sex with Marilyn Monrobot | 0:46 |
| 11 | If the Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS? | 1:06 |

## Genres

[Cybergrind](https://themetalnet.com/genre/cybergrind)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [John Denver School of Flight (2005)](https://themetalnet.com/album/f210b9de-3137-3ffc-8d7a-5ef0c0cfd832)
- Next release: [Drop It Asshole! (2006)](https://themetalnet.com/album/922e077d-9d29-4330-9bfb-e78028496a9c)

## Artist

- [Preschool Tea Party Massacre](https://themetalnet.com/band/preschool-tea-party-massacre)

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Source: [TheMetalNet https://themetalnet.com/album/6ba50217-b434-426b-80c6-89986dfb0b18](https://themetalnet.com/album/6ba50217-b434-426b-80c6-89986dfb0b18). Catalog data from MusicBrainz and Metal Archives. Full site index: https://themetalnet.com/llms.txt