---
title: "Squadilah, We Are Off! by Unicorn Hole"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/5455e4fc-1ce1-41e0-aa9c-8e5545aa1755"
artist: "Unicorn Hole"
year: 2009
label: "Kitty on Fire Records"
---

# Squadilah, We Are Off!

**Squadilah, We Are Off!** is an album by Unicorn Hole, released in 2009 on Kitty on Fire Records.

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | Squadilah, We Are Off! |
| Artist | Unicorn Hole |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2009 |
| Label | Kitty on Fire Records |
| Catalog number | KOF072 |
| Tracks | 62 |
| Place in discography | 4 of 10 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Squadilah, We Are Off! | 0:30 |
| 2 | If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune | 0:30 |
| 3 | If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun | 0:31 |
| 4 | If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem? | 0:31 |
| 5 | It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss | 0:30 |
| 6 | So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore | 0:30 |
| 7 | This Song Is About as Long as My Penis | 0:30 |
| 8 | Throw Some Brees on It | 0:30 |
| 9 | Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start | 0:31 |
| 10 | Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like | 0:31 |
| 11 | If the Lyrics to This Song Are on the Back of the Metriod Prime Box, It's a Coincidence, I Swear | 0:30 |
| 12 | I Hope All My Victim's Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad | 0:30 |
| 13 | Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay) | 0:30 |
| 14 | A 10-And-A-Half Year Old Trapped in an 11-Year-Old's Body | 0:30 |
| 15 | It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway | 0:30 |
| 16 | I'd Tap That (And by "That" I Mean the First Guitar Riff in This Song) | 0:30 |
| 17 | It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over | 0:31 |
| 18 | Does This Rag Smell Like Cloroform to You? | 0:31 |
| 19 | 3 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch | 0:31 |
| 20 | Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts | 0:31 |
| 21 | Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why | 0:30 |
| 22 | Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet) | 0:30 |
| 23 | I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't | 0:30 |
| 24 | The Inner Workings of a Phallic Extrusion | 0:30 |
| 25 | For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Abuse | 0:30 |
| 26 | Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo | 0:30 |
| 27 | I Like My Women Like I Like My Slinkies: Tumbling Down a Staircase | 0:30 |
| 28 | 300 Beats Per Minute, and to the Groin Mostly | 0:31 |
| 29 | Another Song on This (CD) | 0:30 |
| 30 | To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume Down All the Way and Imagine Something Nice | 0:31 |
| 31 | Customers Who Purchase Andy Milonakis Season One May Also Like a Cucumber and Some Ass Lube | 0:31 |
| 32 | I Seem to Have Lost My Number, Will You Have Sex With Me? | 0:30 |
| 33 | Blast This Shit in a Parking Lot for Instant Glorification | 0:30 |
| 34 | Degrading Women Is No Joke. Haha, Get It? | 0:31 |
| 35 | It's Sad When This Isn't the Longest Song Title on The (CD) | 0:30 |
| 36 | Step One: Accepting Defeat | 0:30 |
| 37 | If I Had a Dollar for Every Time You Said Something Stupid I'd Buy a Gun and Stab You With Bullets | 0:30 |
| 38 | Where There's Smoke... They Pinch Back | 0:30 |
| 39 | Attack of Pentagrandma and Grimpa | 0:31 |
| 40 | Albert Wesker Needs to Sit in the Naughty Stool and Think About What He's Done | 0:30 |
| 41 | My Favorite Book as a Child Was Always Clifford Gets Neutered | 0:30 |
| 42 | Writing This Shit Is a Lot Easier Than Writing, Say, Music | 0:30 |
| 43 | This Song Title Isn't Funny, but It's Very True | 0:31 |
| 44 | Help, I've Fallen and I'm Old as Balls | 0:30 |
| 45 | If You Fap to the Tempo of This Song Chances Are You Won't Live to Tell About It | 0:30 |
| 46 | Enter Stage Left: The Whole World Explodes | 0:31 |
| 47 | Don't Talk Shit About Total | 0:31 |
| 48 | I Use a Drum Machine and Marco Pitruzzella Is Still Faster | 0:31 |
| 49 | Or What, You'll Put Your Balls on My Drum Machine? | 0:30 |
| 50 | Sadistic Vaginal Grinding Corpse Molesting Morbid Cannibalistic Gory Regurgitated Genital Bloodbath | 0:30 |
| 51 | The Following Song Title Is a False Statement | 0:30 |
| 52 | The Previous Song Title Is a True Statement | 0:31 |
| 53 | The Question Is, Do You See the Beauty in Them? | 0:30 |
| 54 | I'm Pretty Sure I Could Get Double-Sued for This Song | 0:30 |
| 55 | They're Making Me Ride the Greased-Up Moose as I Type This | 0:31 |
| 56 | Track Number 56 Colon Music Audio for Compact (Disk) | 0:30 |
| 57 | There Are Two Kinds of Guys in This World: | 0:30 |
| 58 | There Are Those Who Like Beef Jerkey and Dragon Ball Z | 0:30 |
| 59 | And There Are Those Who Like Dicks in Their Asses | 0:30 |
| 60 | Like a Rockem Sockem Robot That Lost | 0:31 |
| 61 | I Think This Song Would Be More Sensitive If It Were About the Holocaust | 0:31 |
| 62 | Unicorn Hole Would Like to Thank and Simultaneously Apologize To | 0:31 |

## Genres

[Cybergrind](https://themetalnet.com/genre/cybergrind) · [Metalcore](https://themetalnet.com/genre/metalcore-classic)

## Release tags

Cybergrind

## In the discography

- Previous release: [Midi Instrument Number Seventy-Nine of Time (2009)](https://themetalnet.com/album/58947fef-1083-4f7b-bdb6-cd85715b5b0e)
- Next release: [Some Songs (2014)](https://themetalnet.com/album/86bcbc58-ab0e-4622-91f7-3077436d9660)

## Artist

- [Unicorn Hole](https://themetalnet.com/band/unicorn-hole)

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