---
title: "The Secret Jewel Box by Steve Vai"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/157688e9-7d43-3be8-85e4-a1e64305b1bf"
artist: "Steve Vai"
year: 2001
label: "Light Without Heat"
---

# The Secret Jewel Box

**The Secret Jewel Box** is a compilation by Steve Vai, released in 2001 on Light Without Heat.

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | The Secret Jewel Box |
| Artist | Steve Vai |
| Type | Compilation |
| Year | 2001 |
| Label | Light Without Heat |
| Catalog number | [none] |
| Tracks | 78 |
| Place in discography | 13 of 37 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Celluloid Heroes | 6:20 |
| 2 | Love Blood | 4:49 |
| 3 | Fried Chicken | 2:30 |
| 4 | Butler’s Bag | 1:07 |
| 5 | Head‐Cuttin’ Duel | 4:43 |
| 6 | Eugene’s Trick Bag | 2:27 |
| 7 | Amazing Grace | 1:53 |
| 8 | Louisiana Swamp Skank | 3:15 |
| 9 | Air Guitar Hell | 0:41 |
| 10 | The Reaper | 3:25 |
| 11 | Introducing the Wylde Stallions | 0:46 |
| 12 | Girls Mature Faster Than Guys | 0:14 |
| 13 | The Battle | 2:25 |
| 14 | Meet the Reaper | 0:41 |
| 15 | Final Guitar Solo | 1:35 |
| 16 | The Reaper Rap | 5:46 |
| 17 | Drive the Hell Out of Here | 1:28 |
| 18 | Get the Hell Out of Here | 3:53 |
| 19 | Welcome Pre‐Frosh | 0:49 |
| 20 | The Dark Hallway | 1:08 |
| 21 | The Dead Band Ends | 0:57 |
| 22 | The Cause Heads | 1:18 |
| 23 | Find the Meat | 0:26 |
| 24 | The Ax Will Fall | 0:39 |
| 25 | Now We Run (cue) | 0:44 |
| 26 | Hey Jack | 0:21 |
| 27 | What! | 0:08 |
| 28 | Still Running | 0:28 |
| 29 | Dead Heads | 3:12 |
| 30 | Blow Me Where the Pampers Is | 0:55 |
| 31 | Pins and Needles | 0:25 |
| 32 | Plug My Ass In | 0:45 |
| 33 | Loose Keg Sightings | 0:22 |
| 34 | Don’t Sweat It | 0:37 |
| 35 | How Hidge | 0:45 |
| 36 | Beer Beer | 0:20 |
| 37 | We’re Not Gonna Protest | 1:54 |
| 38 | Initiation | 0:16 |
| 39 | See Ya Next Year | 0:52 |
| 40 | Now We Run | 3:48 |
| 41 | God Blessed Video | 3:30 |
| 42 | Mercy | 4:22 |
| 43 | Will You Be Home Tonight | 5:03 |
| 44 | Wire and Wood | 3:29 |
| 45 | Desert Diamond | 4:21 |
| 46 | Stripper | 3:53 |
| 47 | Painted Lover | 3:24 |
| 48 | Lighter Shade of Green | 0:46 |
| 49 | Sons and Lovers | 3:38 |
| 50 | Skyfire | 3:55 |
| 51 | Breaking the Heart of the City | 4:59 |
| 52 | Tell Me You Love Me | 2:07 |
| 53 | Theme From 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear | 3:31 |
| 54 | Jumbo Go Away | 3:43 |
| 55 | Drowning Witch | 12:03 |
| 56 | Envelopes | 2:46 |
| 57 | Teen‐Age Prostitute | 2:40 |
| 58 | The Jazz Discharge Party Hats | 4:28 |
| 59 | Ya Hozna | 6:26 |
| 60 | Alien Orifice | 4:12 |
| 61 | Approximate | 1:49 |
| 62 | I’m a Beautiful Guy | 1:56 |
| 63 | Beauty Knows No Pain | 3:01 |
| 64 | What’s New in Baltimore? | 5:04 |
| 65 | Moggio | 2:29 |
| 66 | RDNZL | 7:59 |
| 67 | Magic Fingers | 2:21 |
| 68 | Strictly Genteel | 7:08 |
| 69 | Introduction | 1:06 |
| 70 | The Elusive Light and Sound, Volume 1 | 11:24 |
| 71 | Alcatrazz: Disturbing the Peace | 3:27 |
| 72 | Archives, Volume 2: The Original Recordings of Frank Zappa | 13:19 |
| 73 | Archives, Volume 3: Various Artists | 7:18 |
| 74 | Archives, Volume 3: Various Artists (Bonus Tracks) | 9:02 |
| 75 | Alcatrazz Live: Panic Jungle | 1:05 |
| 76 | Mike Keneally Piano Reductions | 1:14 |
| 77 | Steve Vai & The Classified | 2:23 |
| 78 | Hot Chunks: Various Audio Recordings & Dialogs | 3:14 |

## Genres

[More Metal](https://themetalnet.com/genre/other-metal)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [Sex & Religion / Alien Love Secrets (2001)](https://themetalnet.com/album/81e085f0-5bc7-434f-8e6f-2835659d75b6)
- Next release: [The Elusive Light and Sound, Volume 1 (2002)](https://themetalnet.com/album/468565ba-8dcf-3f99-a211-43dfdad0cfb8)

## Artist

- [Steve Vai](https://themetalnet.com/band/steve-vai)

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