---
title: "Hardcore Died With Hitler by Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
type: "MusicAlbum"
url: "https://themetalnet.com/album/0026f401-d324-3f6c-9032-6e7b1d9ac226"
artist: "Preschool Tea Party Massacre"
year: 2006
label: "[no label]"
---

# Hardcore Died With Hitler

**Hardcore Died With Hitler** is an album by Preschool Tea Party Massacre, released in 2006 on [no label].

## Facts

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Title | Hardcore Died With Hitler |
| Artist | Preschool Tea Party Massacre |
| Type | Album |
| Year | 2006 |
| Label | [no label] |
| Tracks | 26 |
| Place in discography | 6 of 10 |

## Tracklist

| # | Track | Length |
| --- | --- | --- |
| 1 | Caveman Dildo |  |
| 2 | Fuck Her and Kill Her, but Not in That Order |  |
| 3 | Charles Lindbergh Was a Fuck Machine |  |
| 4 | Say Cheese and Get Raped |  |
| 5 | Pope-Mobile Drive By |  |
| 6 | Sand Burial Fuckfest |  |
| 7 | No Viewing Octopus Porno on Company Time |  |
| 8 | I Swerved to Miss a Cat and Hit 36 Kids |  |
| 9 | Climbing the Ladder of Exhibitionism at the Old Folks Home |  |
| 10 | Dead Baby Eaten by Dogs |  |
| 11 | Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot |  |
| 12 | Best Things in Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay to Get AIDS |  |
| 13 | Beaten With Your Own Cowboy Boots |  |
| 14 | Malibu Is for Gay Guidos and Women |  |
| 15 | I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families |  |
| 16 | Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma |  |
| 17 | Sausage King Shooting Spree |  |
| 18 | The Story of the Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked a Tree, a Fence, and a Shed |  |
| 19 | Breastfeeding a Boozed Whore |  |
| 20 | If You Got the HIV. Holla at Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats) |  |
| 21 | It Fucking Hurts When I Piss |  |
| 22 | Since When Is Caging a Child Illegal |  |
| 23 | Of Course I'm Not a Real Person. I'm a Big Piece of Poop |  |
| 24 | Managing to Fuck a 16 Year Old |  |
| 25 | You Would Rise to the Occasion in a Room Full of Guys |  |
| 26 | Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage |  |

## Genres

[Cybergrind](https://themetalnet.com/genre/cybergrind)

## In the discography

- Previous release: [Drop It Asshole! (2006)](https://themetalnet.com/album/922e077d-9d29-4330-9bfb-e78028496a9c)
- Next release: [Return to the Bone Concubine (2007)](https://themetalnet.com/album/6d20945b-4353-3126-ade6-aecb5b33d5fa)

## Artist

- [Preschool Tea Party Massacre](https://themetalnet.com/band/preschool-tea-party-massacre)

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Source: [TheMetalNet https://themetalnet.com/album/0026f401-d324-3f6c-9032-6e7b1d9ac226](https://themetalnet.com/album/0026f401-d324-3f6c-9032-6e7b1d9ac226). Catalog data from MusicBrainz and Metal Archives. Full site index: https://themetalnet.com/llms.txt